April 2010
7 posts
It’s because I can spell confusion with a “k” and I can like it.
It’s to dying in another’s arms and why I had to try it.
It’s to [Rascal Flatts] and those nights in [your] car.
And then you bring me home
and we go to sleep but this time not alone
and you’ll kiss me in your living room,
I know.
And the four right chords could make me cry. And when I’m with you, I feel...
– Third Eye Blind
The first star I see may not be a star. We can’t do a thing but wait. So let’s wait for one more. The time such clumsy time in deciding if it’s time. I’m careful but not sure how it goes. You can loose yourself in your courage. The mindless comfort grows when I’m alone with my ‘great’ plans. This is what she says gets her through it: “If I...
'Perspective' by vijayendra mohanty
He bested the heroes, killed the defenders, overtook the world. Then he killed the narrator and he was the villain no more.
When I say, “I love you,” it’s not because I want you or...
– Joss Whedon
Mrs. Caruthers: We don't have time for this poppycock!
Danny Tanner: Nonsense! There's always time for poppycock!
March 2010
13 posts
But because we grew up surrounded by big dramatic story arcs in books and...
– Kurt Vonnegut
Your eyes have to do some rainin’ if you are ever going to grow.
– Bowl of Oranges, Bright Eyes
Best Worst thing I’ve seen in a while.
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells it’s going to be a butterfly.
How to write a 20 page research paper in under a... →
This is actually close to how I used to do my own work. I still sometimes write like this. It makes sense.
LOVE!
This Too Shall Pass - Okay Go.
Classy men star in a classy Video Dating Montage. →
No Donna Juanitas.
Stop crying, lady! You’ve got nice tits! Now get up, brush your self off,...
– Motivational speech by Kyle Ticali
Things are getting serious now.
MARi bANANA: Wow
MARi bANANA: Stalking is about to take on a whole meaning for us isn't it?
Snickelfritz: Yes.
Snickelfritz: let's skip to the bad place arm in arm.
February 2010
15 posts
www.readprint.com →
I gasped in shock and awe and almost died.
Amazing.
Stupid Shit That Annoys Me.
People who suffix “sies” to everything. I.e. bedsies, samesies, funsies, etc. How about you go fucksies yourself, wouldn’t that be funsies?? You see? You see what an asshole you sound like? Idiots.
I sang this song once before. I almost started...
First with your hands and then with your mouth A downpour of sweat, damp cotton clouds I was a fool, you were my friend We made it happen You took off your clothes, left on the light You stood there so brave You used to be shy Each feature improved, each movement refined and eyes like a showroom Now they are spreading out the blankets on the beach That weatherman is a liar He said it...
And they walk past you everyday, one million stories, each waiting to be told....
– pleasefindthis
When dealing with the opposite sex, there are two...
When she cannot get what she wants.
This has been Today’s Friendly Reminder.
I watched Donnie Darko and I wanted to ask you if...
but you’re an idiot.
“This is the one.” The universe assures me from behind the counter.
“But I thought you said the last one was the one.” I reply.
“No.” Says the universe. “I sold you that one so you would know that this, this is the one.”
“Is there another one?” I ask the universe.
“I can’t tell you.” They reply. “It’d...
I read this like a slap in the face.
The Strangers Were Lovers
You look at me, now, like this and think “This is who they were all along.”
But this is just who I am to other people. And you became other people.
-pleasefindthis
January 2010
36 posts
50 Steps to Simple Happiness -- New York Magazine →
I like number 33.
Hunch Blog | Blog Archive | Mac vs PC People:... →
Today we’re releasing a new report called “Mac vs PC People: Personality Traits & Aesthetic/Media Choices.” As the name suggests, the report explores the personality and the preferences of self-identified “Mac People” or “PC People” beyond just their choice in computers. -Hunch Blog
I, myself, prefer Macs.
Me: "Ma, are you slappin da bass?"
Mom: "Que?"
Me: "Are you slappin da bass mon??"
Mom: "Ay, slap tu culo."
www.ontothenext1.blogspot.com →
I’m a huge blog fan, and I’m a huge pop culture fan. My girl Ranese here blogs about pop culture, win for me.
Check her out, she’s getting started, but her blog features news and tidbits about everything from music to random things, all written with a touch of Ranese sass and class I have always loved.
There once was girl
who fell in love with a boy. She loved him so much it made her dizzy and hurt her chest. The best part about this boy was that he loved her back, in the very same way. The worst part about this boy was that he was terrified. So despite how much he loved the girl, after 4 months, he hit the panic button and was gone as quickly as he had appeared. The girl was never the same again.
The girl spent...
I haven't felt this pathetic
in a long time.
The only way you can write the truth is to assume that what you set down will...
– Margaret Atwood (via macaroononastick)
Song of the Week.
And speaking of Little Miss Catherine I feel swell, oh well Because losing you Was something I always… Did so well I guess I just can’t tell anymore And the feeling I get when I see your clothes Spread out on my floor Oh, I’m such a bore, I’m such a bore I don’t do anything anymore I just count these ceiling tiles falling through my floor Sorry, I really...